Listen you lazy prick, you're supposed to be working.

That's right; your boss is paying you to actually do something, instead of just waste time on the inter-web. Aren't you at least somewhat ashamed of yourself, you pathetic little turd? Christ, didn't your parents teach you to take pride in your work? Of course not! You're a part of the "me" generation... Yet another precious dandelion convinced that filling in a status update is somehow work. Buy a shovel and get a real fucking job.

What's more disappointing is that you aren't even current; instead, you're pulling up pages that don't exist any longer. That's right, just like your sad, puny life, the page you are looking for came, went, and hardly anyone noticed. Yes, this is an Error 404 page, which means that the content is gone, and never to return.

Your life is passing you by. While you sit there, looking at minutiae and LOL cats, real life is being experienced by people who don't hide behind a computer and pretend they're accomplishing something. Want to change that? Take your kids out for a picnic. Say something nice to a homeless person. Or, pick up a guitar and play some punk rock. No one really cares what you do, but at least you could have a little fun while you're here.

Or, you can just go back to undrln and look at more pointless advertisements.